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This is hilarious... .. even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to the Chinese from Hong Kong, Malaysians and Singaporeans.
A must read with Chinlish in mind.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Anonymous
13 March 2010 at 14:45
Que.Please Explain me the Difference between a Judge and a Magistrate?
Que.Little details about Their job responsibilities?
Que.They Deserve Respect from Lawyers because Lawyers need to deal with them through out their life but, If these Guys passes before you(Common Man) and U don`t Get up Salute them does they fell Undermined?
REKHA SHINDE
13 March 2010 at 14:37
It is up to the directors and auditors to decide which books of accounts would be kept by a company. is it true?
whether the confession as recorded under the provisions of TADA Act, be the basis of conviction/acquittal for the non TADA offences.
2)are the above acts constitutionally valid in context of the above stated question.
1)whether the confession as recorded under the provisions of TADA Act, be the basis of conviction/acquittal for the non TADA offences.
2)what is the constitutional valadity of the above acts.
Anonymous
13 March 2010 at 13:22
Sir,
A father had total ancestral 9 acres of agrriculture land.He has three sons and two daughters all are married.He has not given any share to his sons/daughters but he made the decree in faour of two grandsons whereas he is having four grandsons.Kindly let me know wheather this decree can be challenged in the court.
Nowfal
13 March 2010 at 13:14
I am a muslim NRI residing in Qatar. We have land in kerala, India in the name of my mother and father, both are passed away. I have only a sister, she is a minor, 15 years old.
Is it possible sell my property now? If possible, How much will be her share? I am ready to purchase land in my sister's name which is equals to her share in the land. Further more my grand parents are still alive and they have no claim / objection in selling the property. Please help me by providing an answer.
Tax for royalty by foreign firm
If a foreign Co., be it a US Co., licenses a patent and trademark to an India-based company, and the India-based licensee pays US company royalties out of India, what tax, if any, does the US Company need to pay in India?