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Ankur Garg (Company secretary)     30 June 2010

Some nice and Funny Jokes !!!

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?

Man: My wife...


Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.


 9 Replies

V@!BH@V (Advocate)     30 June 2010

Nice to laugh again and again...


Mr.Garg, plz stop joking against women. Mrs.Garg may start next innings and you will be "finished".

Ankur Garg (Company secretary)     01 July 2010

Originally posted by :gurunarayana rao
Mr.Garg, plz stop joking against women.

 Perfectly fine sir...sorry !!!

raj kumar ji (LAW STUDENT )     01 July 2010


Anil chaudhary (Software Eng.)     01 July 2010

Nice jok sir don’t mind

Keep it up

O. Haridasan (Service)     07 August 2010

Felt like having stepped into a nice and real novelty store. Of course, without my wife. . Thanks.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     23 August 2010

good jokes.

A.VIVEK ADVOCATE (ADVOCATE)     28 January 2011


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