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secret of happy going marriage

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Story: Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time ". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said " This is your second time " and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy ?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

 
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Retired

 This is the first story.

 
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Lawyer

oh an alternative to S.498-A IPC :-D

 

quick remedy.

 
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Legal Manager

Fantastic story.

 
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Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh

story is just a story...........

 
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Student

Hi All,

1st man : NAARI ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd : NAARI ka matlab hai SHAKTI
1st : to phir PURUSH ka MATLAB kya hua ?
2nd : Purush ka matlab SEHAN SHAKTI


Best Regards

Daksh

 
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Student

Hi All,

Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane ke liye gour kijiye
Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi saali sabzi main tadka lagane ke liye


Regards

Daksh

 

 
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Student

Hi All, Pappu ne ek car li loan par, loan nahi chukka pane se bank wale car utha kar le gaye Pappu rote hue : pahle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le kar he karta.. Regards Daksh
 
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Student

The truth always hurts.....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....


I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary? '
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first..
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as
he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...

The fight continues and life goes on and on.......

Bye for now

Best Regards

Daksh

 

 
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