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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     19 September 2009

Joke

Criminal and Lawyer
Q: What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested?
A: An accomplice.

Q: What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested?
A: A Lawyer
 



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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2009

good bhatia ji.

with a very good morning.

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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2009

good bhatia ji.

with a very good morning.


(Guest)

Sachin ji, good joke.

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(Guest)

Sathya ji it is not a joke. it is a legal fact.

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(Guest)

Menon ji, defining a lawyer intelligently make me smile.

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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2009

`I have good news and bad news,` the defense lawyer says to his client.`What`s the bad news?` The lawyer says, `Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.` `Dammit!` cries the client. `What`s the good news?` `Well,` the lawyer says, `Your cholesterol is down to 140.`
 


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