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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     07 November 2009

Some important laws of life

LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch..

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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Sanjeev Kuchhal (Publishers)     07 November 2009

Gr8 laws

 

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     07 November 2009

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colin wood (employee)     03 December 2009

Hello

Thank you for sharing the great laws. Please keep sharing more and more in the future.

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Daksh (Student)     29 January 2010

Dear Mr.Venkat Rao,

Your post has made me nostalgic.

  • If anything can go wrong, it will
    Corollary: It can
    MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
    If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
  • If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
  • If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
    Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
    Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.

Thanks for initiating this thread.

Best regards

Daksh

 


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