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TEACHER : Why are you late? SACHIN : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? SACHIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? SACHIN : You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, how do you spell "crocodile"? SACHIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong SACHIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? SACHIN : "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? SACHIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, go to the map and find North America. SACHIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Sachin! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. SACHIN : Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, why do you always get so dirty? SACHIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* SACHIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? SACHIN : Your name on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? SACHIN : Don't bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, give me a sentence starting with "I". SACHIN : I is... TEACHER : No, Sachin. Always say, "I am." SACHIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" SACHIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" SACHIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* SACHIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? SACHIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! SACHIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? SACHIN : Brotherly love? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Now, Sachin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? SACHIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Sachin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? SACHIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? SACHIN : A teacher
 
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