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Renuka Gupta ( Gender Researcher )     29 September 2010

Funny Killer English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 

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Class teacher once said : 

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 

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once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." 

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said 

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 

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teacher in a furious mood... 

write down ur name and father of ur name!! 

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 

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My manager started like this 

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board 

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"will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" 

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... 

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. 

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. 

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" 



Learning

 14 Replies

Madhu Arora (Proprietor )     29 September 2010

Renuka  G,,English is already an Illogicl language---Put poot but why but is not boot--is yet not solved.



But yes,Ur post is good enough to be enjoyed .

Renuka Gupta ( Gender Researcher )     30 September 2010

Oh, these are the jokes some created and some collected by a group of children...I am happy you found them enjoyable.


(Guest)

wow hanste hanste pet me headache ho gaya

Democratic Indian (n/a)     30 September 2010

Amusing! All this is "Indianism" of English language. This happens when while speaking, the person is thinking in his/her mother tongue and translating it simultaneously into English while speaking. Example: I saw big big buildings in the city. BIG BIG is direct translation of  "Badi-Badi" in Hindi.

Renuka Gupta ( Gender Researcher )     30 September 2010

Yeah, it is called mother tongue interference.

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Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     01 October 2010

......  pet me headache !!!!!!!!

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Renuka Gupta ( Gender Researcher )     01 October 2010

yup, Indian English!!

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     17 October 2010

very funny language

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     19 October 2010

Thanks Renukaji,

Nice Killing of English,

Looking at Bulb,

“See the bulb is burning even in day.”

“You have given me nice advice.”

“Do not worry just eat eat

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vijayakumar (proprietor)     19 January 2012

Sir This is super. I wish to add

The clerk in Bank telegrams his manager

wife sick send substtute.

CA. Devanand Jethanandani (Chartered Accountant)     26 January 2014

Nicely Killed Renukaji..

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     26 October 2014

the bullets are walking on the road..........

Sudhir Kumar, Advocate (Advocate)     28 October 2014

a leave application

 

Sir,

Father died granted you  request six day leave me to going Haridwara, cutting head and eating Brahmins

 

Sudhir Kumar, Advocate (Advocate)     27 May 2015

To,

The Manager

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Sir,

I am neded four day casual leave franted. Father dead I am go to Haridwar for cutting head and eating Brahmins for satisfaction of sole.


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