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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

just smile

Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...
 


 



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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.
Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Pappu-Jb tmari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi btaya
Dipu-Q..ki jb mera scooter gum hua ta to police walo Ne 15/20 din istemal kar ke dia tha.
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.



Banta: Isn't it too high?



Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Tainted trio in

PETA offers tainted Pakistani cricketers an oppotunity to makeover their image, by appearing in dog/cat sterilisation promos!

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     19 September 2010

Shiney never raped me: Maid

The maid who accused actor Shiney Ahuja of rape has turned hostile and said she wasn't

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     19 September 2010

Sarveshji,

All nice jokes, keep it up.

 “What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.”

Here, I am adding one more, hope u will not take it otherwise,

“I learned law so well; the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”   Fred Allen

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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2010

 


The successful marriage depends on one simple equation.....

Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2010

 


Conversations 2 be remembered for lifetime

100 Cm = 1 mtr
100 Paise = 1 Rs
100 Kg = 1 Quintal
and most importantly
100 Ghosts = 1 Wife

Arvind Singh Chauhan (advocate)     20 September 2010

Ha ha thanks to make us laugh!

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     20 September 2010

Surendra Sharma (Hasya Kavi), said to his wife that “Dhol Ganwar Shudra Pashu Naari, ye sab tadan ke adhikari,” matalab samajhati ho ya samajhaun.

The wife answered, it is simple “Ek jagah main hun , char jagah aap hain”

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