1. Pintu was having habit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs too..."Bolo Baba Ramdev ki Jai"....
2. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"
3. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
4. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
5.A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil. Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad
6. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.
7. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. "Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota".
8. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya .Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother
9. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"
10. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai..
2. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"
3. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
4. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
5.A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil. Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad
6. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.
7. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. "Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota".
8. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya .Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother
9. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"
10. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai..
