Gundlapallis (Advocate) 05 December 2009

Who can outsmart a lawyer !

A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him:

Bill. What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?

Lawyer replied: why? Of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it!

The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog.

The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.

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Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate) 05 December 2009

VERY SMART LAWYER.

Shree. ( Advocate.) 05 December 2009

Here is another one:

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

The housewife replies: "Four!".

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

From court transcriptts:

Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.

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Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate) 05 December 2009

DEAR SHREE,

VERY GOOD NOW A DAYS THEASE THINGS ARE GOING EVERY DAY .

Poonam Upadhyay pathak (Advocate) 05 December 2009

Very good Sir.

N.K.Assumi (Advocate) 06 December 2009

Venkat and Shree, thats supreb!

Adv Archana Deshmukh (Practicing Advocate) 06 December 2009

Good ones... :)

mukesh (lawyer) 07 December 2009

Nice jokes!!!

DR.SANAT KUMAR DASH (Eye Specialist) 17 December 2009

VERY GOOD JOKES.

Daksh (Student) 19 December 2009

Hi Everybody,

Here is my small contribution, hopefully you are going to like the same.

A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithet from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berate, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"

"That would suit me just fine !!!" the man said.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday went by with the same result.

Wednesday went by with the same result.

Thursday.., the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,

....just out of the corner of his left eye.

Bye for now

Daksh