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octavious (LAWYER)     11 October 2007

US LEGAL SYSTEM IS JUST A JOKE ON COMMON SENSE

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ???

Time once again to review the winners of the Annual ""Stella Awards."" The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States
Here are this year's winners:
5th Place (tie):
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie):
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
5th Place (tie):
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage >door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. This is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!

4th Place:
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place:
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.   2nd place:
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth h. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses

1st Place:
This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home (caravan). On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.
  JUDGE's DILEMMA
================
In a court trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; ""Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?""
She responded, ""Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.""
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ""Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?""
 
She again replied, ""Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.""
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: ""If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.""


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sharmila (n/a)     11 October 2007

Really surprising to read. It is incredible. But this is how lawyers in US make a big living it seems

 

octavious (LAWYER)     11 October 2007

Hi,

I agree about what you said,but I dont blame the lawyers they are paid by their client, but what about the jury and the Judge are they keepers of law or are they brokers of stupidity, they have made mockery of Judicial system, I really admire my Judiciary, at least it still has heck lots of common sense and essence of Natural justice

What do you say???????????

Thank you
OCTAVIOUS

S M JILANI (n/a)     12 December 2007

hi,
yes agreed that such cases happen in USA, but i belive that the law of Torts in western world is in its sumeet compared to in india, in India the law of torts is very weak, even the courts find it nigligible offence many times.
my opinion is we should develop the low of torts[img][/img][img]

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