Boss : I’M giving u job as a driver, starting salary Rs. 2000/- is it o.k. for U.
Santa: you r great sir ! starting salary is O.K. but how much is my driving salary ?
Interview : wt is ur qualification ?
santa: sir I’m Ph.d.
Interviewer : wt do u mean by Ph.d.
santa: (smiling)Passed High School with Difficulty.
Interviewer : just imagine ur in the 3rd floor, it caught fire & how will u escape ?
santa : it’s simple sir I will stop my imagination?
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park, Girl: plz ye sab shadi se pehle…..
santa: don’t worry darling, I’M already married.
Sardar proposed a Girl; Girl said I’m 1 year elder than you Sardar oye balle balle no problem soniye, I’ll marry you next year.
American : In our Country marriage takes place even with E-mail.
Santa: hey bai In india it is only with female.
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. when a person asked what he was doing he said oye.. higher studies yaar….
