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geeta (chief accountant)     17 January 2011

Nice Joke-Drinking is Injurious to Health

 

 

three men were drunk n they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they wr nt in their minds......so, he jus switched on the engine n switched it off n told them : "we hv arrived"......

the first man gave him money.....the second one thanked him.....bt the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....

the taxi driver ws stunned coz he ws hoping tht none of them must hv hd realised that the car dint move an inch.....so, he askd the third man : "what ws that for?"

the third man replied : "control your speed frm next tym onwards......u almost killed us....."

;)............



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 4 Replies

Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     18 January 2011

yes a nice joke.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     23 January 2011

gggggooooooooooooooooooood one.

A.VIVEK ADVOCATE (ADVOCATE)     02 February 2011

need  this kind of joke to relax the mind.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     04 February 2011

dad--- (to hevy drunkan son) wht is this why yo r so hevyly drunk?

son- all is impect of bad socity.

dad- how ?

son- there was 4 friends and two bottle of wine

and except me all were non-alcohalic . 


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