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geeta (chief accountant)     28 January 2012

"why?"

 


Read this, even you will think
 "WHY?"

 If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?

 

WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?

 

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?

 

In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECHthen WHY telephone bills?

 

If MONEY does'nt grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?

 

WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?

 

WHY does'nt GLUE stick to its bottle?

 

WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

 

If its true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?

 

If you are'nt supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?

 

WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world!!!!!!!!!!  
  



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Ranee....... (NA)     28 January 2012

ha ha ahahahh....very funny..really..


(Guest)





 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?





Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

 

 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?



 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?



Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?





Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?





Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

 

Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand?

 Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?



Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?



Why do "tug" boats push their barges?



 Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?



Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?



 And lastly, why this kolaveri Tom and jerry version? why this kolaveri di- tom and jerry style..VERY AWESOME!!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWjIaaBWNZE

 



 


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