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ad. creaminall (professional Advocate)     07 August 2010

PAPPU FAIL HO GAYA ....

PAPPU FAIL HO GAYA ....

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

 

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

 

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

 

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

 

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

 



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 5 Replies

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     07 August 2010

bahut khoob............

1 Like

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     08 August 2010

Sir, Very interesting but how did u failed Pappu.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     18 August 2010

underood two by two=underood

1 Like

Utsav (NA)     26 August 2010

Auto Mein Takti.

A Faculty in a College Penned a New Phrase. "Auto Mein Takli."

It took the students 3 days to understand the line.

It Was : -

Machines Do Work "Auto Mein Takli."

 

Auto Mein Takli = Automatically

ad. creaminall (professional Advocate)     26 August 2010

ha...ha...ha....very nicve.


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