Report submitted by Y2K leader to his manager
after completing his Y2K verification task.
Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work
on time and on budget. We have gone through
every line of code in every program in every
system. We have analyzed all databases, all
data files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all data to reflect
the change. We are proud to report that we
have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all
changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak
Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to
be honest, none of this Y to K problem has
made any sense to me. But I understand it
is a global problem, and our team is glad
to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think we ought
to do next year when the two digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?
We’ll await your direction."
Very Sincerely
Y2K Project Leader
