Roles in Heaven:
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Brahma
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Systems Installation
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Vishnu
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Systems Administration & Support
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Lakshmi
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Finance and Accounts consultant
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Saraswati
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Training and Knowledge Management
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Shiva
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DBA (Crash Specialist)
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Ganesh
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Quality Assuarance & Documentation
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Narada
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Data transfer
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Yama
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Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
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Chitragupta
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IDP & Personal Records
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Apsaras
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Downloadable Viruses
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Devas
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Mainframe Programmers
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Surya
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Solaris Administrator
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Rakshasas
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In house Hackers
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Ravan
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! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
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Lakshman
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Support Software and Backup
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Hanuman
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Linux/s390
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Jatayu
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Firewall
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Dronacharya
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System Programmer
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Vishwamitra
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Sr. Manager Projects
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Valmiki
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Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
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Krishna
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SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
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Arjun
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Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
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Abhimanyu
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Trainee Programmer
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Draupadi
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Motivation & Team building
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Bhima
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Mainframe Legacy System
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Duryodhana
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Microsoft product Written in VB
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Karna
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Contract programmer
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Dhrutarashtra
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Visual C++
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Gandhari
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Dreamweaver
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100 Kauravas
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Microsoft Service Packs and patches
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