LIFE THOUGHTS
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to
Run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
I signed up for an exercise cl-ass and was told to wear
Loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing,
I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
Could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not
Be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
But they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
You just might want to pass this along...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to
Run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
I signed up for an exercise cl-ass and was told to wear
Loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing,
I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
Could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not
Be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
But they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
You just might want to pass this along...
