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Shambasiv (n/a)     16 November 2007

Fun Zone

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!


Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : liquid


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Shambasiv (n/a)     16 November 2007

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications & said, ""We have an opening for people like you.""
""Oh, great,"" the man said, ""What is it?""
""It's called the door!

Shambasiv (n/a)     16 November 2007

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, ""If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you
three wishes.""

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ""Thank you, but I failed
to mention the condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten!"" The woman said, ""That's okay.""

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.

The frog warned her, ""You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to"".

The woman replied, ""That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.""

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,

""That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten times richer than you. ""The woman said, ""That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine."" So, KAZAM-she's the
richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ""I'd
like a mild heart attack.""

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers ONLY: Continue reading...

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

Copy and Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humor.

Ladies... This is only a joke!!! LOL

ritu bhadana (advocate)     31 March 2009

liked all of dem

Ankur Garg (Company secretary)     11 July 2009

nice

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     03 September 2009

good joke


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