Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:
1.Cigarette :A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2.Love affairs :Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3.Marriage :It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4.Divorce :Future tense of marriage
5.Lecture :An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6.Conference :The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.Compromise :The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8.Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9.Dictionary :A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10.Conference Room :A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11.Ecstasy :A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12.Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
13.Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14.Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15.Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16.Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17.Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sitto decide that nothing can be done together.
18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19.Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
20.Philosopher :A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21.Diplomat :A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22.Opportunist :A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23.Optimist :A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24.Pessimist :-A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
25.Miser :A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26.Father :A banker provided by nature.
27.Criminal :A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28.Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29.Politician :One whoshakesyour hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30.Doctor :A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31.Computer Engineer :One who gets paid for reading such mails......
