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Bharat ke shaadi shuda yatrigan kripya dhyan de,plz pay your Kind Attn...

Desh ke shaadi shuda naujawaano yebam bujurgon kripya dhyan de.., Case no. 498a caw cell se chalke ...FIR hote hue Via IO, LAWYER, POLICE aur Court hote hue bas Kabhi bhi aapke uppar prasthan kar rahi hai...


Deshwasion se anurodh hai, Kripya aapne apne gharon me Nim likhit Paristhitiyon ko dekh le:

 

 

s*x mein satisfy nai kiya----498a

 

 

Agar Sex mein over satisfy kiya-------498a


baat nai suna--------498a


Biwi ke BF ko cheda -----498a


Biwi se sawal kiya--------498a


Biwi ke baap bhai ko namaste nai kiya---------498a


Biwi ke fijul ke kharche band kiya-------498a


Biwi ko mayake jaane se roka--------498a


Biwi ke naam pe ghar nai kiya------------498a


Biwi ke gharwale ko paise nai bheja----------498a


Biwi ke saas bahu ke serial ke badale news channel lagaya------498a

 

 

aapne Bhudde Maa baap ko saath me rakha-------498a


Biwi ko subah subah Chaye banane ko kaha-------498a


Biwi ke Kutte ko Hi nai kaha------498a


Itna hone par apne Jubaan pe centre fresh lagaam nai lagaya------498a


Itu si bhi Muhn khola--------498a



Case lage hone pe kripya katar me lage rahe.......

 

Ati Bilamb ke liye court ko khed nai hai..,

 

 

Tab Tak Biwi ke parvarish ke liye sahyog karien Yebam unke har Pratarna Ko sahe...!

 

 

 


 

Aapki 498a yaatra Mangalmay ho..!


Dhanyabad...:P

 

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 5 Replies

yogendra (engineer)     24 August 2014

Mai soch raha hoon ki 498 a mai saja maximum 3 saal hai...court proceeding 5 saal tak chalti hain...agar 498 a hua to bail hi naa loon..jail se case ladoon...3 saal baad automatic bahar aa jaaunga...case mai haar gaya to saja already puri ho jaayegi...jail mai khaana peena to milta hi rahega...aisi life ka matlab hi kya jisme peace naa ho...jai ho bharat sarkaar....

NUT (Programmer)     24 August 2014

Right prose , but did you think of your dignity after being in jail for 3 years

yogendra (engineer)     24 August 2014

Dear NUT bhai..i think dignity should come from innerself....society is  imaginary world.Everybody is in problem in this material world.Kiske pass dooron ke liye sochne ka time hai..jab mai kisi ke baare mai nahi sochta to i m sure mere baare mai bhi koi nahi sochega....humko lgta hai ki log kya kahenge but actual mai aisa kuch nahi hota.....

yogendra (engineer)     24 August 2014

I decided ki 498 jaise hi hoga jail ko dera bana loonga...wahin se case ladoonga...is duniya mai koi kisi ka nahi hai....10% fraud people manage 90% innocent world....i m fed up with this ghatiya life..i m already felling that i m in jail...so what bad in actual jail....

498A-filed (Advisor)     21 September 2014

Instead of going to jail, think of filing criminal cases against wife and get her to negotiating table. It is the easiest way to get out of the mess.


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