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Suchitra. S (Advocate)     10 April 2010

African Jokes/signs that you won't find except in Africa



In a restaurant in Zambia:"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:"No tresspassing
without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:"Why go elsewhere to be cheated 
when you can come here?."

On a poster in Ghana:"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:"Visitors are expected to complain at the
office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Take note: When 
this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:"Customers who find our waitresses 
rude ought to see the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:"Risk of electric
shock-Do not activate with wet hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:"Mental Health
Prevention Centre."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
from any but their graves.

In a Malawi hotel:"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It is strictly
forbidden on our camping site that people of different s*x, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the
bar."

In a photo studio in Chitungwiza(Zimbabwe):"Photos taken while you wait"



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mahendrakumar

mahendrakumar (marketing)     10 April 2010

very nice suchitra

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     10 April 2010

ha ha haha

G. ARAVINTHAN

G. ARAVINTHAN (Legal Consultant / Solicitor)     10 April 2010

can you post Indian English too like this

Kiran Kumar

Kiran Kumar (Lawyer)     10 April 2010

Madam ko jokes bhi aate hain.........:P

Alice Santhiya

Alice Santhiya (Student CA (Final) CS (Final))     10 April 2010

Hi Hi...
Gundlapallis

Gundlapallis (Advocate)     11 April 2010

My God - Suchitraji plz dont ever go to Africa we cannot bear you if you catch up 'that' language.:)and continue advising forum members / users.


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