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V@!BH@V (Advocate)     31 May 2010

Santa is back

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Santa: I think that girl is deaf...
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White

Santa: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa: to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

 

 

                                      Have A Great Day.

 



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