Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.