Here is a love letter written by a lawyer to the father of girl with whom he is in love.
Date" Valentine's Day
Greeting and Best Wishes to you.
At the outset let me introduce my self. I am Raj, practicing lawyer at___. I submit that the purpose of writing this letter is to bring to your kind notice the fact that " Your daughter___is in absolute possession and enjoyment of my heart". However much both of us tried to disposses ourselves from our respect hearts, we simplyt culd not disposses ourselves from the clutches of one another's heart. So your are hereby required to take notice that I hereby begof your not to disturb our " possession". Our love towards one another is the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth. It is bonafide3 and reasonable. Our love has successfully withstood the prima facie test. Our requirement of your blessings is imminent. The balance of convenience clearly lies in our favour and it is earnestly hoped that your would bless us at the earliest. If you do not bless us then greater hardshipi would be caused to all of us resulting in gross miscarriage of justice to all concerned. By showering your blessings upon us you may have the privilege of acquiring the status of becoming a " Grand Father " within a year. Further I do hereby declare that I only seek the soft and smooth hands of your lovely d aughter and do not seek any dowry in cash or kind. We humbly pray that you bless us at the earliest in the larger interest of love, justice and equity.
Thanks to " The La(w)ghter Report" by U.Shivakumar, Advocate.