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Easy guide to losing your husband


1) If you turn him from a man to an ATM machine

2) If you try to fix him

3) If you keep criticizing him

4) If you disrespect him in public or in private

5) If you mistreat his mother

6) If you are not warm and welcoming towards his first degree relatives

7) If you do not ask him about his day

8) If you do not listen to him

9) If you neglect your mind, body, or soul

10) If you become a chronic complainer

11) If you refuse to have his baby

12) If you are jealous of a certain woman and you fight him over it, you will lose him to that woman in particular

13) If you do not know what are his favorite dishes

14) If you lose your passion in bed

15) If you forget that you are a woman

16) If you no longer look him in the eye

17) If you no longer smile at him

18) If you no longer feel that he is your hero – he will become someone else's hero

19) If you do not feed his need for gratification

20) If you become The Man of the house – he will find another doll!


 17 Replies

**Victim** (job)     19 January 2012

Brother list goes on....

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You are welcome.

Please add...


why u deleted account dear friend. u r true MAN.


if you means the husnband and all his are converted to her, then ????


I want to add ;If you love tooo much!

Funny thread.

The author deleted her acccount because  she feels fear that if  she is caught with posting this thread then her husband will left her.;)

Roshni B.. (For justice and dignity)     14 February 2012

ha ha...funny reply by kushan:D

Ranee....... (NA)     15 February 2012

The author was a boy,i forgot his name , i think he was hemant..

now i think he in the fear for not getting a bride of wife wud leave him must be deleted his account..;);)

Tekchand Gaur (Accountant)     15 February 2012


Raj Vikram Singh (Software Engg)     15 February 2012

Administrator must have deleted his account

**Vikram** (Managing Partner)     15 February 2012

All the points are very very seriously thought....I agree with all the above points...especially No18..

A husband should be his wife's hero....


He may not leave her..but will very soon die of liver slerosis..





**Vikram** (Managing Partner)     15 February 2012

A husband should be a wife's hero...provided the husband is normal..and not a bl**dy drunkard who beats up his wife every night after getting drunk...


I think, any man whose intentions are good towards marriage and his wife..has enough prerequisities to be hero...

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Roshni B.. (For justice and dignity)     15 February 2012

Originally posted by :Raj Vikram Singh
Administrator must have deleted his account



I agree with Raj vikram singh



Thank God(???) My wife is totally agreed with above 20 points. Actually she is applying these too in our married life. Because of her I am enjoying the life.  In spite of that, in any un foreseen circumstances,  I am not agreed to  part with inch of my property which I build before marriage, with my hard earned money, precious time, planning, dealing with inept govt / municipal/ registry office people, paper works, running here & there , arranging money in emergencies etc etc etc etc, along with my job and hobby.

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Ranee....... (NA)     16 February 2012


Because of her I am enjoying the life


what are you doing for her to enjoy the life.

Do you also behave in the same way she does?

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