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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     06 December 2009

Too smart....

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?

Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain’t that something? And I’ll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too…



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 5 Replies

Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate)     06 December 2009

REALLY VERY SMART AND INTELLIGENT DRIVER/OWNWER.

IS IT HAPPEN MR. VENKAT?

amber joe (manager)     14 December 2010

Very nice and brilliant joke of a kind, Really very well crafted .

thanks for sharing this joke with us.

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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     25 February 2011

wah wah wah wah ............................

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     25 February 2011

a parrot of pandit ji says to aperson regularly---- oye ullu ke paththe.........

pandit je ka ek tota roj ek admi ko ------------ullu ka paththa kahta tha"

the person complaint topandit jee

us aadmi ne pandit jeee se shikayat ki

the next day when the person went before the front of the perrot ,the perrot says nothing

agle din jab wo aadmi tote ke saamne se gya tab,tote ne kuch nahi kaha

the man turn to see the reaction

wo aadmi prtikirya dekhne ke liye palta

the parrot says you better understand ?\

tota bola samjh to tu gya hoga..............

hihihihihihi

 


 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     25 February 2011

a parrot of pandit ji says to aperson regularly---- oye ullu ke paththe.........

pandit je ka ek tota roj ek admi ko ------------ullu ka paththa kahta tha"

the person complaint topandit jee

us aadmi ne pandit jeee se shikayat ki

the next day when the person went before the front of the perrot ,the perrot says nothing

agle din jab wo aadmi tote ke saamne se gya tab,tote ne kuch nahi kaha

the man turn to see the reaction

wo aadmi prtikirya dekhne ke liye palta

the parrot says you better understand ?\

tota bola samjh to tu gya hoga..............

hihihihihihi

 


 


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