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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     31 January 2010

Before and after marriage !

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John- Ah... At last. I can hardly wait.
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don't even think that!
Jane- Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance I get!
Jane- Will you ignore me?
John- Heck no! Are you crazy?
Jane- Can I trust you?
John- Yes
Jane- Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
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 9 Replies

DR.SANAT KUMAR DASH (Eye Specialist)     01 February 2010

 VENKAT  JI,    THANKS     FOR   A     NICE    DESCRIPTION........

K.C.Suresh (Advocate)     01 February 2010

INTERESTING SPEND TIME TO WORK OUT THIS IDEA. DON'T WASTE TIME BABA.

adv. rajeev ( rajoo ) (practicing advocate)     01 February 2010

nice one.

lina abood (bussiness)     11 February 2010

VERY FUNNY THANKS

Hemant Agarwal (ha21@rediffmail.com Mumbai : 9820174108)     11 February 2010

REAL  DIFFERENCE  between   "BEFORE"  &  "AFTER"  MARRIAGE :


 

BEFORE Marriage ....  Man   "YEARNS"   for his Girl Friend
 

 

AFTER  Marriage  ....  Man   "E A R N S"   for his wife.

 

Keep Smiling ... Hemant Agarwal
 

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     12 February 2010

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

sibasish pattanayak (lawyer)     22 February 2010

thanx sir ,

very very LIFEFUL.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     22 February 2010

apriciate

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     22 February 2010

i wiil copy pest it.


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