Best Examples of Indian Official English

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See, I have posted a joke here in Hindi. Can our all friends in different states, read this? But if it is translated in English most of Indians can understand it.

Someone please translate it in English and post here so all friends can enjoy it.

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APNI AANKH PHODO AUR SAKCHHAT DARSHAN KARO

Kya hua, ki ek gaon me mandir me ek ponga pandit pujaari bana baitha tha. Ek din wo raat me mandir ki daan peti me se chori kar raha tha. Usi samay Ganpati ka chhota sa vaahan uske pair ke oopar se hokar bhaaga. Wo ponga pandit darkar uchhla aur gir pada. Uski aankh daan peti ke kinaare takarakar foot gai. Wo bechaara dhoort dar gaya ki ab sabere gaon waale poochhenge ki Mahaaraj ye aankh kaise foot gai to main kya jawaab doonga? Meri chori ki pol khul jaayegi aur sab muze “KAANA BAAMAN-KAANA BAAMAN” kahkar chidhaayenge. So usne kuchh anaap shanaap chillana shuru kar diya “MUZE BHAGWAAN NE DARSHAN DIYE.. MUZE BHAGWAAN NE DARSHAN DIYE…”.

Uski notanki ki awaaz sunkar gaon wale doude chale aaye, “KAHAN HAIN BHAGWAAN?.. KAHAN HAIN BHAGWAAN???..”. To us dhoort moorkh ne jawaab diya- “BHAGWAAN NE MUZE SAPNE ME AAKAR KAHA KI YADI MAIN APNI EK AANKH PHOD LOON TO WO MUZE DARSHAN DENGE SO MAINE APNI EK AANKH PHOD LI. YADI KISI KO BHAGWAN KE SAKCHHAAT DARSHAN KARNA HAI WO APNI AANKH PHOD LE..”.

Khair tab to sabhi apne-apne ghar chale gaye. Lekin thodi der baad ek bhola bhala admi aaya aur usne us ponga pandit se poochha ki “YADI MAIN BHI APNI EK AANKH PHOD LOON TO KYA MUZE BHI BHAGWAN DARSHAN DENGE?..”. Ab wo ponga pandit to yahi chahta that so usne kaha “JAJMAAN MUZ PAR BHAROSA KARO MAIN TO SARVGYANI HOON SAARE VED PURAAN RAMAYAN GEETA UPNISHAD KA PRAKAND PANDIT HOON MAIN. MUZ PAR AVISHWAS KAROGE TO TUMHEN GHOR PAAP LAGELA MOORKH..”.

Wo bechaara bhola admi uski dhoort ki baaton me aa gaya so usne us ponga pandit se kaha- “THIK HAI MAHARAAJ AAP MERI AANKH PHOD DO..?. Bas, us dhoort ki scheme kaam kar gai, so usne garam lohe par chot maar di aur us bechare ki ek aankh phod di. Pahle to bechara bhola admi bahut dard se tadpa liken fir usne us ponga pandit se poochha-“KAHAN HAIN BHAGWAAN?.. So us ponga pandit ne jawaab diya-“ARE MOORKH ! LAGTA HAI TOONE PICHHALE JANAM ME BAHUT PAAP KIYE HAIN.. BRAHMANON KI SEWA NAHEEN KI HOGI.. ISLIYE BHAGWAAN TUZSE NAARAAZ HAIN..”.

Us ponga pandit ki baat sunkar wo bechara rone laga ki ab mai kaana ho gaya log muze kaana-kaana kahkar chidhayenge. To us ponga pandit ne use salaah di-“DEKH ! TOO BHI KAANA AUR MAI BHI KAANA, SO AISA KARTE HAIN.. AB HAM DONO MILKAR SABSE KAHENGE KI HAMNE APNI AANKH PHOD LI TO BHAGWAN NE HAMEN DARSHAN DIYE. IS TARAH HAM MILKAR SABKO BARGALAAYENGE. DHEERE-DHEERE SAB KAANE HO JAAYENGE TO FIR HAMEN KOI NAHEEN CHIDHAAYEGA..BOLO KYA BOLTE HO?..”

HaHahahaha…!!....!!!..........

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Raju Ramparag Gupta (Advocate) 08 March 2011

Mujhe lagta hai ki Abhay ji jo Khud angrejiyat ki itni kavayad kar rahe hai unhi ko angreji class ki jarurat hai.

kyunki jab ye koi comment angreji me karte hai to kitni saari galtiyaan bhi kar dete hai.

Mujhe nahi lagta ki jo vyakti angreji thik se likh nhi nahi pata wo dusro se appeal kar raha hai angreji bhasha me baat kare aur likhe.

Me bade ummeed ke sath kah sakta hu Abhay ji khud ki niji jindagi me jyadatar Hindi me hi baat karte honge.

Kyu sahi kaha naa.

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Originally posted by :Raju Ramparag Gupta
"	Mujhe lagta hai ki Abhay ji jo Khud angrejiyat ki itni kavayad kar rahe hai unhi ko angreji class ki jarurat hai. kyunki jab ye koi comment angreji me karte hai to kitni saari galtiyaan bhi kar dete hai. Mujhe nahi lagta ki jo vyakti angreji thik se likh nhi nahi pata wo dusro se appeal kar raha hai angreji bhasha me baat kare aur likhe. Me bade ummeed ke sath kah sakta hu Abhay ji khud ki niji jindagi me jyadatar Hindi me hi baat karte honge. Kyu sahi kaha naa.	"

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10 January 2011, 15:46

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I am also Kannada medium student, but my day to day legal practice in English. In my opinion English is already accepted as universal language unofficially. It is better to adopt it as universal language. In legal field it is necessary because your cannot find any good law books in local languages.

I support your opinion.

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13 January 2011, 00:24

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yes english can be our national language, we are progressing in many areas over china becoz of our edge in this field. more so english has clear precise meaningful and good legal vocubulary.

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15 January 2011, 00:26

Kushan Vyas

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Yes, English is already accepted as universal language unofficially and english can be our national language.

I agree with the fact that author said, "English is too easy language and expresses "To the point" especially legal matters."

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04 March 2011, 17:14

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Originally posted by :Kushan Vyas
"	Yes, English is already accepted as universal language unofficially and english can be our national language. I agree with the fact that author said, "English is too easy language and expresses "To the point" especially legal matters."	"

Indian got a democratic set up just due to English come here and people can have worldwide educational approach which is the need of the time to come out of all nerrow ways under which the people of this country were being kept uneducated and under poverty so the Talwardhari RAJAs and Tilakdhaaris were making divisions in society for ruling with dominance.

As much as people learn English as much as they will come out of all this conspiracy of diision the society under castism and rule over there and grab all the resouces for some specific people.

But I think people are understanding this fact, see the percentage of castism spporters what was their number at the time of freedom in 1947 and what is their percentage now remained in population. Looking to no improving change in their attitude it will not be a surprise if in coming year they will become a minority as now some of them started demanding reservation under OBC/SC/ST.

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Hindi says;

“Dhol, Ganwaar, Shoodra, Pashu, Naari..

Ye sab taadan ke adhikaari…

..JAI Shriram”

English says;

“EQUAL JUSTICE BEFORE LAW..

..Jai Democracy”

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So, YES !!.. I am trying to learn English…

Just see here;

https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/forum/Re-Re-Re-ENGLISH-can-be-NATIONAL-AND-OFFICIAL-LANGUAGE-of-UOI-29859.asp?1=1&offset=1

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Lekin Mahoday, meri aapse aur aapki Vaanar-Sena se appeal hai ki aap log Angreji ka virodh jaari rakhen aur kaskar Hindi ka Langot bandhe rahen aur bade-bade pattharon par Hindi me likhen “Jai Shreeram” aur samudra me daalkar pul banaakar videshon me bhi apne Zande gaaden.

Haan, Gale me Dhol-Manjeera zaroor latkaaye rakhen aur jor-jor se Hindi me “Ram-Dhun” gaate rahen.. Koi sune ya na sune.. Lage raho... Bhaai>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yahi hammari Hardik Shubhechchha hai.

- Dhanyabaad.

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08 March 2011, 21:26

Kushan Vyas

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Ok my dear sister ambika for No thanks but i have thanks for you as today is a women day.

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07 March 2011, 00:02

Pandit Abhay Panchamvedi LG

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHA...HAHHAAHAHA>>>>>>

Hahaha.. Are aap to meri Mousi nikli madam.. SHER KI MOUSI.. hahaha...

Very nice.. please change the atmosphere by posting some smiles.. thanks

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Pakad liya… MAMAJEE

Are Bhaai !! Meri Mousi.. aapki Sister.. To aap mere Mamajee huye ki naheen??? Hahaha…..

Lo.. Kar lo baat.. Saare Rishtedaar yahan jama ho gaye.. Kahan??? Are LCI par..!!

Haan… Kyonki.. LCI kya Hai??

Are Bhaai.. ye to hai apni..

KHAALA KA GHAR..

HAHAHAhahahaha>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Lo.. in sajjan ko bhi Lord Shani ki saadhe saati lag gai… hahaha…

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36 Crore Devi-Devta behind all injustice

Before, 26 January 1950 when the democracy adopted (Equal Citizenship), there were 35 Crore population if India and 36 Crore DEVI-DEVTA.. And there were ever exploitation of poor by the MOST ANTI-RELIGIOUS ANTI-SOCIAL ELEMENTS in the name of CASTISM IN SO CALLED RELIGION. Even more than one DEVI-DEVTA were there behind every one human. So we can come to the conclusion that these DEVI-DEVTAs were behind every injustice. NO ??????

https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/blog/show_post.asp?blog_posts_id=1084

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