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Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 September 2009

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Q: What is the main difference between lawyers and god?

 

 

 

A: God doesn`t think that he is a lawyer!
 



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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     20 September 2009

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen bucket of fruits at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.

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