A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides
this ` news` to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This
to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem.
However, I can`t marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I`ll
take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born,
my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,
If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on
the man`s shoulder and tells him , "You can try again .
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, `Good morning, Ma`am.
What are you doing?` `Reading a book,` she replies, (thinking, `Isn`t that
obvious?`)
`You`re in a Restricted Fishing Area,` he informs her.
`I`m sorry, officer, but I`m not fishing. I`m reading`
`Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I`ll have to take you
in and write you up.`
`For reading a book,` she replies,
`You`re in a Restricted Fishing Area,` he informs her again.
`If you do that, I`ll have to charge you with Sexual assault,` says the
woman.
`But I haven`t even touched you,` says the game warden.
`That`s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.`
`Have a nice day ma`am,` and he left.
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