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Harshit Aggarwal (Student)     22 November 2009

Funny Facts of Life !!!

Funny Facts of Life ....

1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

8. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

9. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

10. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.


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 8 Replies

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     22 November 2009

gud info has been shared

Anil Agrawal (Retired)     23 November 2009

 

'Sania Mirza' issued BPL ration card!

Anil Agrawal (Retired)     23 November 2009

 Ration card issued in Goa:

Man, 32, has son aged 73, daughter 65

N.K.Assumi (Advocate)     23 November 2009

Dear Harsh*t, Great piece of Joke. I will always remember it. Yes, really funny side of Life.

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     23 November 2009

I appreciate these moments of life.

Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate)     01 December 2009

HARSHIT, EXCELLANT JOKE.

Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate)     01 December 2009

ANIL,

WHAT A RATION CARD IS IT TRUE.

Daksh (Student)     15 December 2009

Hi All,

Every Morning a deer wakes up in the jungle and knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed
Every morning a lion wakes up and knows that it must run faster then the slowest deer or it will starve
So Dear Friends,
When the sun comes up… It doesn’t matter if you are a lion or a deer; you’d better be up, get going on the move and run ahead for the day.


Poverty is not being without money, but being without hope.

 
In life you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello".


 
The highest reward for a person’s toil


Is not what he gets for it But what he becomes by it.
 
Best Regards
 
Daksh

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