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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     11 November 2009

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings

 Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings
 
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man
loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

6. Conference : The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in
such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes
before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody
talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are
going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but
do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after
your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever
get to open their mouth.



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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     11 November 2009

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that
you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sitto decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their
mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all
inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself
during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to
hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from
Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that ‘O’ is
the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he
can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the
rest… except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are
late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for
reading such mails……

Sanjeev Kuchhal (Publishers)     11 November 2009

Good ones. Real true meaning.

Adv Archana Deshmukh (Practicing Advocate)     11 November 2009

 ha ha ha.... really good one.. :)

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     11 November 2009

Why to make duplicacy when the sam information has already been provided in the main sesion?


(Guest)

useful definations for present generation people.

Anish goyal (Advocate)     11 November 2009

Nice one sachin brother

Swami Sadashiva Brahmendra Sar (Nil)     11 November 2009

Good!

 


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