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CA Adarsh Agrawal (CMD of SHAYVIDZ Group)     08 May 2010

A few innocent answers !!!

Teacher:"What is your name?".

 

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.
 

 

 

 
    
 
 
 Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
 
 
   
 
 Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
 
 
 
 
 Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
 
  
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
 
  
 
 
 Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
 
 
  
 Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
 
 
 
 
 
 Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


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Swami Sadashiva Brahmendra Sar (Nil)     08 May 2010

Good !!!


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