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geeta (chief accountant)     16 February 2013

Humor shorties...

 

One laugh per day is better than eating one apple a day....

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. He got mineral water and Mother Teresa. . . . . . . . . . . .

There are three kinds of men in this world.Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! . . . . . . . . . . .

When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied:"Because women don't have wives!" . . . . . . . . . . .

Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper." Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"Husband: "I know all that." Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?" Husband: "Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!" . . . . . . . . . . .


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R.K Nanda

R.K Nanda (Advocate)     16 February 2013

dear geeta,

 

women live peacefuly as they are heart oriented

R.K Nanda

R.K Nanda (Advocate)     16 February 2013

dear geeta,

some women are stone hearted.

R.K Nanda

R.K Nanda (Advocate)     16 February 2013

good jokes.


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