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geeta (chief accountant)     23 May 2011

HAHAHA!!! Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands

 

 

Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands. 


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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. 
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it 
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? 
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:"Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!" 
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. 
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. 
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND 
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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime. 
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. 
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice 
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated? 
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. 
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Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! 
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & 
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life! 
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman? 
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offense 
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Lady to her maid: Oh Bayee, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." 
Bayee: I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!" 
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. 
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! 
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, 
"I've found a man just like father!" 
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
  



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 10 Replies

Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     23 May 2011

Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands

----    Husbands badly need it.

are you the president of this society?

then you are our menaka gandhi.

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zimmerzapper (student)     23 May 2011

dear geetha some of the things you've written are s*xist, but i seriously think there should be a society for prevention of cruelty to husbands.

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JAYESH (Sr. Executive HR.)     23 May 2011

No comments everythings are good at their own place

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     23 May 2011

yes,there is a strong society is must for prevention of cruelty to husband!

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G.Nagarajeshwar Rao (Advocate)     24 May 2011

I too agree with my ld friends. 


(Guest)

Well said, shrigopal soni. But our law courts need some stereotyping. without it they will have to use brains, which they don't have

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Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     26 May 2011

one more anna ji required for it.

 

sometimes i feel i should be placed just beside the caze, next to monkey.

what about my wife?

she deserves a caze in between the lion and tiger.


(Guest)
sometimes i feel i should be placed just beside the caze, next to monkey.
 
 
 
Aisa nahi sochte Arup jee

(Guest)

nice post Geeta.Your posts are really refreshing.Keep it up..

Dipangkar (Business)     15 June 2011

A Nice Laugh you gave me here geeta,

After reading this, I am so Glad that I am Single.......... :)


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