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Renuka Gupta ( Gender Researcher )     21 October 2010

Long live Rajnikant!

 

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan one day, 
"You know, I know everyone. 
Just name someone, anyone, 
and I know them. 

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff, 
"OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" 

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said. 

So Rajini and Amitabh fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, 

And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: --- 

"Thalaiva! Great to see you! 
You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!" 


...Although impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical. 

After they leave Cruise's house, 
he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky. 

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says 

.."President Obama", Amitabh quickly retorts 

..."Yes", Rajini says, 
"I know him." 

And off they go. 

At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying :---- 

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, 
but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". 


Well, Amitabh Bachchan is much shaken by now,
but still not totally convinced. 

After they leave the White House grounds, 
he implores him to name anyone else. 

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies 

..."Sure!" says Rajini, 
"My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time". 

Rajini and Amitabh are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, 

"This will never work. 
I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. 
Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." 

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. 
Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. 

But by the time Rajini returns, 
he finds that Amitabh Bachchan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. 
Working his way to Amitabh Bachchan's side, 

Rajini asks him, 
"What happened?" 

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, 

"I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony 
and the Italian man next to me asked, 

















"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?" 

  
Well….. 
  
cid:1.1432049093@web110502.mail.gq1.yahoo.com
  
 

 

 

 




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Jokes From https://forums.sureshkumar.net/jokes-pranks-quotes/2707-rajnikanth-joke.html

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth
has a gun but

unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does.......

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces and
kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle
one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but
he has no
bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet

compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....

This was too much for our
Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for
one last time
and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes
fine and
Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops
not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanika! nth gets to know
that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that
our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because its the climax. (
Newton
dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

1 Like

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     23 October 2010

Yeah It is great, nice funny.

Also

Long live Rajnikant! and Renukaji

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     23 October 2010

nice


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