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R.R. KRISHNAA (Legal Manager)     25 September 2009

MARRIAGE

 

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie 

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Socrates (470-399 B.C.) 

 

Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller  , M.D. , 1732

 

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
Diane Ackerman 

 

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison 

 

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Lynda Barry 

 

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
Erich Fromm 

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Anonymous 

 

It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
Francois de La Rouchefoucauld 

 

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) 

 

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous 

 

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford 

 

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
James Graham 

 

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous

 

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
G. K. Chesterton 

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Anonymous 

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Anonymous 

 

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey

 

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Michel de Montaigne 

 



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 11 Replies


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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows

why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone

wonders why.

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost

to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son,

I'm still paying for it."

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

 

Ram: "My wife has the worst memory"


Shyam: "Does she forget everything?"


Ram: "No, She remembers everything".

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

Radha: "What do you use to clean utensils?"


Kishna: "My husband is the best in cleaning utensils

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     25 September 2009

Radha: "What is the main reason for divorce?"

Kishan: " Marriage".

Shree. ( Advocate.)     25 September 2009

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Honoré de Balzac

Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     26 September 2009

  • पत्नी: अजी सुनते हो! कल मेरी मम्मी आ रही है!
    पति: क्या तुम्हारे पापा भी उनके साथ आ रहे है!
    पत्नी: नहीं! पर आप यह क्यों पूछ रहे हो?
    पति: इसलिये की किचन में मेरी मदद हो जाती!

     

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     26 September 2009

goooooooooooooooooooood


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