Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6-7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga..