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Ambika (NA)     06 March 2011

Best Examples of Indian Official English

 

Best Examples of Indian Official English
 
Learn how to apply for a job or leave... from the classic examples below. 

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people from various places of India. This is English at its best.

1. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post..."

2. An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave..."

3. Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: 
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half-day casual leave..."

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: 
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today..."

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school..." 

6. Leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day..."

7. A covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

8. Leave letter written to Administration Dept.:
As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave..."

9. Actual letter written for application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave..."
 

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(Guest)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHA...HAHHAAHAHA>>>>>>

 

Hahaha.. Are aap to meri Mousi nikli madam.. SHER KI MOUSI.. hahaha...

 

Very nice.. please change the atmosphere by posting some smiles.. thanks

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Rocker (n/a)     07 March 2011

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Suchitra. S (Advocate)     07 March 2011

Good ones, Madam..   :)

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zimmerzapper (student)     07 March 2011

ha ha ha. very funny

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Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     07 March 2011

really funny.

thanks for a real laughter.

Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     07 March 2011

" Are aap to meri Mousi nikli madam..."   ---   Pandit ji.

Pandit ji , ye aapki mousi nehi, nani hain, yaad aa rahe hain na?

Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     07 March 2011

Madam ji, ye mera purana chithi patri kahanse mili?
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(Guest)
Originally posted by :Arup
"
" Are aap to meri Mousi nikli madam..."   ---   Pandit ji.

Pandit ji , ye aapki mousi nehi, nani hain, yaad aa rahe hain na?
"

 

 Are Arup ji aisa mat kaho yaar bahut bada lafda ho jaayega Bhaai.. Dekhiye meri saari mousiyan bahut denger hain so mousa logon ki “choon” bhi naheen nikalti.. Lekin meri naani naheen hain aur naana bahut denger hain.. abhi wo aa jaayenge moonchhon par taav dete “Bata kahan hai teri naani?????....” hahahahaha………..

Ambika (NA)     08 March 2011

Originally posted by :Arup
" Madam ji, ye mera purana chithi patri kahanse mili? "

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Raju Ramparag Gupta (Advocate)     08 March 2011

VERY FUNNY.

PAR AGAR AAP LOG IS MAJAAK KO GEHRAI SE SOCHENGE TOH YAH PATA CHALEGA KI HAMARI ANGREJI KITNI GANDI HAI.

EK RESEARCH / SURVEY KE ANUSAAR BHARAT ME SIRF 1 CRORE LOGO KO ENGLISH AATI HAI.

HAM KITNE MURKH HAI JO APNI KTNI SUNDAR HINDI BHASHA KO CHHODH KE ANGREJIYAT KE PICCHE PAGLAYE HUE HAI.

Raju Ramparag Gupta (Advocate)     08 March 2011

HAMARE DESH KE BACCHE BAAT HINDI AUR APNI MATRU BHASHA ME KARTE HAI AUR JAB UNHE SCHOOL ME BHEJNA HOTA HAI TO ANGREJI SCHOOL ME USKA DAKHILA KARVA DETE HAI.

 

WO BACCHA HINDI KI KAVITA TO AADHE GHANTE ME BINA KISI MUSHKIL KE YAAD KAR LETA HAI AUR ANGEJI KI KAVITA YAAD KARNE KE LIYE HAFTA LAGA DETA HAI AUR USE YAAD KARWANE KE LIYE ITNA MARA JAATA HAI KI WO EK ACCHA STUDENT TO NAHI BAN PATA PAR GADHA JAROOR BAN JATA JAI.

 

YAH ANGREJI PAATHSHALA SIRF AMIR LOGO KO LIYE BANAYA HAI AUR HAM GARIB LOG B.M.C KE ANGREJI SCHOOL ME PADE TAKI HAM UNKE YAHAN NAUKRI KAR SAKE.

 

DESH KAB TAK SOYA RAHEGA SAMAJ SE PARE HAI.

 

HAM SAB SIRF DO WAQT KE ROTI KI JUGAAD ME DIN BHAR LAGE RAHTE HAI.

 


 


(Guest)

Baat  ab “shaayad” aapki samaz me aa gai lagti hai janaab.

 

“If you want to have opportunity of progress worldwide, “English” opens door of the world”

 

Berojgaar rahna hai ya noukar ban na hai bahut ho gaya to Babugiri to “Hindi” me TOP karo aut “Malik” “Saahab” ban na hai aur Duniya se judna hai to “English” me TOP karo..

 

Your future as well as present is in your hands.. Chaho to “Hindi” ke chakkar me “bigaad” lo aur chaaho to “Angreji” seekhkar  “Sanwaar” lo..

 

Ab yadi koi “Lakeer ka Fakeer” bane rehna chahta hai to “None can help them who don’t help themeselves”..

 

Vaise ek secret bataau???..

 

Mai dil se chaahta hoon ki jo log naara lagaate hain;

“Dhol, Ganwaar, Shoodra, Pashu, Naari.. Ye sab taadan ke adhikaari.. Jai Shreeram..” main chaahta hoon ki unhen sadbuddhi naa mile aur wo apne isi abhiyaan me lage rahen to unke liye kuchh efforts lene ki jaroorat naheen hai wo apne karamon se khud hi isolate go gaye hain… hahahahaha…

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Arup (UNEMPLOYED)     08 March 2011

english is necessary evil.

no doubt it is evil, but such an evil which is necessary to us.

i am bengali. studied in bengali medium, i studied english from class 5  to 11, still then i can not capture it properly. spealing and gramitical mistakes are very common in my writing,  whearas i practise hindi with my hindi speaking friends only three months and able to understand and express myself in hindi.

for a common indian, hindi much easier to express oneself than english.

but what to do, i have to write/ express, all these things in  broken  english.


(Guest)
Originally posted by :Arup
"
english is necessary evil.

no doubt it is evil, but such an evil which is necessary to us.

i am bengali. studied in bengali medium, i studied english from class 5  to 11, still then i can not capture it properly. spealing and gramitical mistakes are very common in my writing,  whearas i practise hindi with my hindi speaking friends only three months and able to understand and express myself in hindi.

for a common indian, hindi much easier to express oneself than english.

but what to do, i have to write/ express, all these things in  broken  english.
"

 

WOW Arup ji, so you learnt English and come up at this broad platform and interacting with the people of east-west-north-south zone due to this wonderful language. And this language has given you such identity at national level.

 

Arup ji, which language has given you so much instead of thanking it you are addressing it "A DEVIL".

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