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Roshni B.. (For justice and dignity)     19 November 2010

Saas Bahu jokes....

Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

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नई बहु से सास ने कहा, बेटी आज से मुझे मां और अपने ससुर को पापा कहना।

शाम को पति के आने पर पत्नी बोली, मां भैया आ गए।

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घर गंदा पडा हुआ था और साफ सफाई करने की बजाय बहू संजने संवरने मे लगी थी। यह देखकर सास झाडू लगाने लगी। बेटे संता ने उनसे कहा- लाओं मां मै झाडू लगा देता हूं।

मां ऊंची आवाज में बहू को सुनाते हुए कहती है- अरे रहने दे बेटा, मै ही लगा देती हूं। यह सुनकर बहू मिसेज संता लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोली- अरे

झगडते क्यो हो, काम बांट लो एक दिन बेटा झाडू लगा लेगा एक दिन मां लगा लेगी।

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सास ने अपनी नई बहू को समझाया, देखो बेटी ,लज्जा स्त्री का गहना होती है इस बात को हमेशा याद रखना.

’पर मांजी,बहू ने कहा,’आजकल इस गुंडागर्दी के जमाने में गहने पहनता कौन है.

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Saas: Anay do merey betay ko usko batongi tumhari kartoot



Bahu: Koi fayeda nhi



Saas: Wo Q ??



Bahu: Q k tum beth kar samjhao gi aur mai lait kar.!

 

 



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 12 Replies

shrikant chede (law officer)     19 November 2010

Dear Roshni,

This is not appropriate place to write jocks

Roshni B.. (For justice and dignity)     19 November 2010

havent i written it in "jokes" category?


(Guest)

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.

Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.:D

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Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     19 November 2010

Very Funny,

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Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     19 November 2010

Asli "saas" wo hai, Jo Bahu Ko "Sans" na Lene De.

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(Guest)

i cann't under stand. can you post in english? others may read and laugh

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 November 2010

s. ganesan sir,

try to learn hindi,hindi is not harmful.

see if accutal post will translet then the charm of joke will finished.

as- Rajnikant make bhojpuri movi than wht happind?

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 November 2010

Roshni jee...........

lait kar.!...............................ufffff

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 November 2010


Aik admi apni biwi k har kaam main nuqsa nikalta tha
agar wo anda boil karti to kehta fry karna tha
Aik din biwi nay dono bana diye
Pehlay to wo dono andon ko ghoor say daikhta raha phir kehnay laga
"Tumhain kab aqal ay ge.. jis anday ko fry karna tha usay boil kar dia our jisay boil karna tha usay fry"

 

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 November 2010

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi ...........................................................................................................sory....................................... !!

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     21 November 2010

Great Sarveshji,

Keep it up.

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     21 November 2010


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