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ad. creaminall (professional Advocate)     27 August 2010

pappu and teacher

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
P
APPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
 time."

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 TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
 tree,  but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't  punish  him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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 PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
 FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
 PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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 TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
 one is blue with red spots !
 PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
 home.

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 TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
 PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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 TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
 brother's. Did you copy his ?
 PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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 TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
 no longer interested?
 PAPPU: A teacher

 



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 3 Replies

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     27 August 2010

still pappu can,t  dance s*la

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Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     28 August 2010

Very funny,

 

Off course, it is pappu can  dance s*la

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G. ARAVINTHAN (Legal Consultant / Solicitor)     29 August 2010

Pappu Rocks

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