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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     19 May 2010

The best divorcee !

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver's license.

"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.

"No," I replied.

"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."



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G. ARAVINTHAN (Legal Consultant / Solicitor)     19 May 2010

oh Good

Daksh (Student)     19 May 2010

Hi All,

Like always Gundlapallis rocks..............

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he
 thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his
 clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got
 out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had
 stolen them.'
 
 The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
 are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
 
 The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
 that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to
 them
 
 
 This is one mail I recommend to be shared with 'ALL INDIANS'…including
 the world at large

 

 

 

 

 

Ladkiyan Marke Kya Bante Hai?...

Ek Bhoot Dusre Se: Yaar kitni ajeeb baat hai Ladke mar ke bhoot ban jate hain aur Ladkiyan?
?

?

Chudeil ki Chudeil hi rehti hai.

 

When Things Go Wrong...

When Things Go WRONG...
When Sadness FILLS ur Heart...
When Tears FLOW 4m ur Eyes...
Always Say this MAGICAL Words...

"Ae Ganpath, Chal DARU La".

 

No More Copy, it's Exam Time...

Girl : Bas aur nehi karne dungi.
Boy : Thorasa aur.
Girl : Kisi ne dekh lia to?
Boy : Kuch nehi hoga. Bas khula rakho.
Girl : Nahi.
Boy : Please, aj main COPY nehi kia to fail ho jaunga.

Best Regards

Daksh


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