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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     26 October 2009

Santa is Back

Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a boat over to the other island to see how Banta is doing. When he gets there, he finds Banta standing among a group of natives.

"Greetings! How is it going?" says Santa.

"Wonderful!" says Banta, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"

He points at a palm tree and says, "What is that?"

The natives, in unison, say, "Umbalo-gong!"

He then points at a rock and says, "And that?"

The natives again intone, "Umbalo-gong!"

"You see!", says the beaming Banta, "They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"

"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished Santa, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"



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 7 Replies

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     28 October 2009

oye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     28 October 2009

oye!!!!!!!!!!!!

d gr8 santa back

wah bhai wah

Raj Kumar Makkad (Adv P & H High Court Chandigarh)     29 October 2009

wah wah! Kya baat hai........................chak de fatte............

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     29 October 2009

chak de fatte....................................te kad de gilli...............................

bond (dfbdfbbd)     19 December 2009

 

Sir,i have signed an bond agreement(1 lakh) in an s/w company(not on bond paper,it was just a white paper typed with content) stating that i will  have to work in that organization for 1 year.it was mentioned that i will not be getting any salary for first 3 months(training period) and i will be getting stipend of 6K for next 4 months(probation period) and later after seeing my performance my salary will fixed.

But now those people are really screwing things up in this probation period.i have recieved my first stipend.but now i can't work with them anymore.I even don't know whether the company is registered or not..So,please tell me is there any chance that they sue me if i quit the job???????

 

Daksh (Student)     21 December 2009

Hi All,

One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?

Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE.." ;)
 
Santa went to temple on Hanuman Jayanti!


Pujari offered him aarti.

Guess wat did Santa do?



Santa blew off d diya & said,

"HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI
Deadly IQ OF SANTA SINGH!


Wat's d Opposite of ACHAAR??


A- ONION!

HOW?

A- Achaar=Pickle=Pee-Kal..

So, Opposite of Pee-Kal= Pee-Aaj= Onion!
Daksh

Daksh (Student)     23 December 2009

Hi All,Santa singh needed some money desperately. banta tells him that if he

prays to shivji in a temple, his prayers would surely be answered.



so santa goes to a shiva temple. the temple had a large lord shiva

statue. santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says

his prayer.



santa: "ho jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho.

saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. kripa karo."



the priest sees santa praying. he wants to help santa but knows that

a

sikh will never accept the money. so he drops a 100-rupee note,from

behind the statue, so that santa can not see him.



after santa had said his prayers, and opens his eyes.

he sees the note

and thinks that god has listened to his prayers. he takes the note

and

goes away.



however he is back again next day for money. now the priest is really

annoyed with santa.



the priest decides that he is not going to give any more money to

santa.

he changes the big shivji statue with a smaller one of ganapathi that

day.



once again santa goes to the prayer room. however he does not notice

the

difference.

santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his

prayer.



santa: "ho jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho.

ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. kirpa karo."



after that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money. so he

lowers his demand a bit.



santa: "o papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. itne mahan ho. asee 10

rupayen

me hi kaam chala lenge. kirpa karo jee."



again he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money. he slowly

raises his head and now notices the small ganapathi statue. he

carefully

looks left and then right, and then slowly moves a bit forward near

the

statue.



then he whispers to the statue: "puttar, papa kitthe hein ??!!

My sincere apologies in case any member feels that the above post contains anything inappropriate.

Regards

Daksh

 


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