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geeta (chief accountant) 26 October 2012

Humor: some quick ones...

* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of new car.

* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into
men when they drink.

* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

* Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

* Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you
into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

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3 Replies

P.K.Haridasan (Advocate) 26 October 2012

Good jokes. It will help to cool down the burnt neves

KASINAGALINGAM S (ACCOUNTS MANAGER) 27 October 2012

ITS REALLY LIGHTER VEIN AND AT THE SAME TIME DECENT JOKES.

V R SHROFF (Sr. ADVOCATE Bombay High Court Mob: 9892432152) 13 November 2012

GEETA, PL KEEP ON PROVIDING LIGHTER MOMENTS.

IWISH U HAPPY DIWALI TOO, TODAY, .

NICE JOKES.

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