God's grace he didnt become a lawyer !

Very interesting business techniques. We all should learn how to manage the things. This is actual Funda of Railway benefit/profits during the tenure of Laloo.

This is not only about Lawyering...this is management technique,  how to get things done...may be Raj KumarJi is rightly said ..actual funda of Railways profits...interesting!!

hunuh.

 Mukesh Ambani: But I don't have a daughter.

Laloo: That is no problem. You can produce one. My son can wait till then.

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Laloo: I have a daughter. She is a doctor. Will your son marry her?

Boy's father: Admission to medical colleges is very difficult; through competitive exam. How did you daughter get in? 

Laloo: What a foolish question? I managed it. TATA.

Keep on with your management of legal affairs and reflecting realities in fiction forms.

VENKAT RAO,

IT IS INTERESTING MANAGMENT /POLITICS.

 Public to Laloo: Sir, no electricity, road, water, school, hospital, bridges, irrigation.

Laloo:

No electricity is right. It saves your electricity bill.

No road is right: You don't travel by bus. You save on petrol.

No water is right. It puts more pressure on your kidney and bladder.

No school is right. I represent you. Logically, my children represent you. They are well educated. Therefore, you don't need schools.

No hospital is right. The money in building hospitals can be gainfully utilised by Netas. It will increase you longevity putting pressure on land and family.

No bridges right. If bridges are built, people will not cross the river by boats. Boats will not sink killing people. Population of Bihar will increase.  Boatmen will go out of job.

No irrigation is right. Canals, wells, tanks and ponds will help grow more food. More food means you will eat more food. More food means you will become lazy.

See whatever I am doing is for your benefit only.

Yet, one thing has grown by leaps and bounds and you must congratulate me. Rangdari and Katta culture. Credit to me!

anil ji

 सरकार - का हो खदेरन, कुछ खबरिया बा?

खदेरन - सरकार, का बताई बड़ी परसानी न हुइ गयी। 

सरकार - अरे, ससुर का नाती, का भवा बोल।

खदेरन - सरकार ऊ सड़कवाली बात...

सरकार - अब सड़का का बदरेशन होइ गवा?

खदेरन - सरकार, रऊवा कहिन रहेन कि सड़क हेमामालिनी के गाल क नाईँ बनवा देंगे।

सरकार - अर ऊ बात। तो काहे परसान हौ?

खदेरन - सरकान ऊ दिलावर खान आइ गवा है। बहुत डेर लागत है।

सरकार - हम गब्बर खान का नाम सुना हूँ। ई सुसरा दिवार खान कौन बा?

खदेरन - सरकार, ई हेमा मालिना का मरद बा।

सरकार - का ससुरा ऊल-जलूल बकता है? हेमा मालिनी का मुसलमान से सादी किया?

खदेरन - सरकार ऊ धरमेंदरवा दिलावर खान होई गवा है सादी कै खातिर। कहत है हेमा मालिनी का गाल का माफिक सड़क बनी और कौनो चाटे लागेल तौ वहिका भेजा निकाल देब।

सरकार - अरे ऊ तो बहुत डैंजर आदमी हौ। भाग के जा और पी.डब्लू.डी. को बोल सड़क ऐसिन रही। इ का झमेला में फंस गया।

Very interesting.