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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27


She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty


“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”


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meenal : Can you do anything that other people can’t?

live and let live: Sure, I can read my handwriting.


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bhabi ji: Why are you home so early?

pandit abhay: My boss told me to go to hell.


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ARUP UNCLE-What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru?

SARVESH: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…


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Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to
Ur nearest police station in luxury jeep
Rahena Khana and body masaaz free.
U will surely like it.

 

 

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bhabi ji : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.

kushan sir: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…


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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman…
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…
Now who is Ravan?


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repeted-

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir.
Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho
.


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 telegram to husband :

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
reply telegram:

Don’t take any chances.

Burn the body and bury the ash.


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Gabbar:

Aare o sambha!

yeh joke padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba:

Sarkar agar joke padhkar

 apna joke bhi post kare toh insaan

nahi toh bandar.


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