A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
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bhabi ji: Why are you home so early?
pandit abhay: My boss told me to go to hell.
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ARUP UNCLE-What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru?
SARVESH: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…
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bhabi ji : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.
kushan sir: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman…
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…
Now who is Ravan?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir.
Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
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