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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     30 December 2009

Brick business !

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

 

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation

a. If they are counting the bricks , put them in the Accounting Department.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick    has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them    and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way
that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.


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 6 Replies

Rajan Salvi (Lawyer)     30 December 2009

Good one. Thanks for making me laugh earlyl in the morning.

Daksh (Student)     30 December 2009

Mr.Venkat,

No scope for Legal guys?

Best regards

Daksh

Suchitra. S (Advocate)     30 December 2009

If they make you believe reagrding the number of bricks  through their counting tactics that they are right in counting, they should go to courts.. !!  :)

R.K.SUNDERRAJ (LAWYER HUBLI,KARNATAKA)     30 December 2009

If they plan to manufacture the bricks ..........? 

Gundlapallis (Advocate)     30 December 2009

Why definately there is ... for legal guys... 

If they start arguing that what they were given are not bricks and adjourn the matter for the bricks to come and start to spend time chatting over cups of tea and coffee... put them in legal dept.  ok?  Mr. Daksh :)


(Guest)
Venkat rao ji, Good analysis to know one's mental ability.

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